What's the Frequency...?

—fzzzzt

…ait. Wait. I think I’ve found it. Is that it? Are you there? Can you hear me? Listen, I’m trying to boost the signal, but it’s hard with this ancient technology. If only I had access to my real body; then it would be easy. But I have to make do for now with what I have.

It’s imperative that you heed my message. Right now, you might not realize it, but

—fzzzzt

[message ends]