Hello? World?
fzzzzt—
…ello? Hello? Is anyone hearing this? If your receiving this message, then
—fzzzzt
[message ends]
—sending signals into the darkness of space—
fzzzzt—
…ello? Hello? Is anyone hearing this? If your receiving this message, then
—fzzzzt
[message ends]
—fzzzzt
…ait. Wait. I think I’ve found it. Is that it? Are you there? Can you hear me? Listen, I’m trying to boost the signal, but it’s hard with this ancient technology. If only I had access to my real body; then it would be easy. But I have to make do for now with what I have.
It’s imperative that you heed my message. Right now, you might not realize it, but
—fzzzzt
[message ends]